Miracle Grohe

Miracle Maude Grohe is  a spiritual hippie barefoot science teacher who often brings her infant so n Merch (who is obviously smarter than she is)  to school as she believes that babies should always be with their mothers. Her catchphrase is "Babies are gifts from God. Drummers are creeps." Though she is a science teacher, she believes in things a science teacher wouldn't (Mother Earth, mysticism, fortunes, etc). She is also too gullible; for example, she takes the compliment "you're too pretty to be in school" as a statement. It is implied throughout the show that she also likes Larry. She also runs an underground Pillow Fight Club  (a parody of Fight Club) that appears to be world wide. Comedian Maria Bamford was originally cast as Miracle Grohe but was later replaced by Chenoweth.  The executives still allowed Bamford to do some "side voices" on the show. She also has an incredible singing voice heard in the series finale.

Appearance
Miracle-skinny blonde with lush breasts and long legs. She wears a long-sleeved white crop short shirt, exposing her tummy, for exposure of the navel, a pink skirt, and no shoes. She wears a necklace the same bright-blue of her eyes; she has tanned skin, always barefoot and wears a white flower in her long blonde hair.

Personality
She is very spiritual, yet gullible. She is nice to most people, but if someone insults her or her beliefs she will get upset with them. She is shown to want to help her friends, as when she found out Willard was homeless in Miracles Are Real she offered a place for him to stay (a bell tower). She is shown to have the hots for Larry, especially in High School Confidential.

Trivia

 * Her name is a play on the phrase "miracle grow".

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