Willard Deutschebog

Willard Leonard/Herbert Deutschebog is a middle-aged German teacher with very low self-esteem. His catchphrase is, "If I believed in reincarnation, I'd kill myself tonight." He still is highly influenced by his mother who he used his position as a driving teacher to run errands for. In one episode, he promised to dump his girlfriend because his mom said "she was a whore." In another episode, when presented with the option of a beautiful woman wanting to marry him, he responded, "I'm sorry. I promised my mother I would die alone." He's constantly fretting about his job and is normally homeless to the point where he lives in completely random places (the school football field, in the belfry of a tower, in the closet in the teacher's lounge). He has a fear of driving that stems from crashing his car into a drive-in theater screen during a sexual experience. To get around he arranges for emergency vehicles and hearses to pick him up and take him where he wants to go by lying about sickness, fire, or death. Later, after he obtains the position of the school's driving instructor, he begins using the driver training car for his personal transportation. He also doesn't have an e-mail account or a phone. He has a habit of being a blabbermouth. In the 1930s, became infamous for having sex with his teacher, and was known as "The Whoop-De-Doo Kid." He also apparently forages the school dumpster for food every day at 3:00.

Appearance
Willard wears a tan shirt with a dark green tie with red and green diagonal stripes on. He has a black belt, brown pants and black shoes. Willard is bald, with a little rim of gray hair. He has gray moustache, gray eyebrows and is quite short.

Personality
He has very low self-esteem, and is very soft-spoken. He wishes to be respected more by everyone.

Trivia

 * "Deutsche" means German in German.
 * He once spent 7 years in Scientology.