Stuart Proszakian

Stuart is the Assistant Principal. His catchphrase is "I need a catchphrase!" He is the most oblivious character in the show, clearly shown when he stated "He is so oblivious he probably doesn't even realize he is talking about himself" when he was talking about himself. Before becoming assistant principal he worked as a prison clown  in a Florida penitentiary, and in "Miracle's Are Real," performed a disturbing song for Larry while dressed up as a clown in a black-and-white-striped prison jumpsuit. Stuart has a habit of shortening the word "assistant" to simply "ass" (such as "ass principal" or "ass coach") on job titles. It is heavily suggested throughout the series that he is completely insane .

Appearance
Stuart wears a bright blue shirt, a blue tie, dark blue jeans and brown shoes. He has bright brown, short hair. NOTE he has the same haircut as Aaron duplacy, the one  Forte also voices.

Personality
He is completely insane and unpredictable. He once didn't recognize himself in a reflection.

Trivia

 * His last name translates to "beggar" in Polish.
 * He has kissed Larry twice in the show, once dressed as a clown in Miracles Are Real, and once dressed as "Polly" in Back in Time.
 * His clown outfit looks similar to Beetlejuice.