Miracles Are Real

"Miracles Are Real" is the second episode of Sit Down, Shut Up. It originally aired on April 26, 2009.

Synopsis
As the school throws a fair to raise money, Larry continues his pursuit of Miracle--and ends up making her lose faith in her spirituality. Meanwhile, Helen and Andrew set out to prove that Principal Sezno is a hermaphrodite and Ennis falls for a raffle ball basket while caring for Miracle's baby.

Plot  Miracle celebrates the first day of spring by giving out flowers, but fails to realize that she is actually giving out h emlock, which ultimately puts Andrew in a c oma. Because the staff's insurance doesn't cover "voluntary self-poisoning", Acting Principal Sue Sezno suggests they hold a school fair to raise money, advertising it as a "fair fair". Miracle tells Larry that tonight is the night her prophesy will come true. Larry challenges her spiritually based life style by spending the night at the commune waiting for Miracle's birth star to align with Pluto. When the stars finally align, Larry is too busy trying to disprove Miracle's way of life that he doesn't notice that she is trying to kiss him. She runs away and throws away her fortune. Larry reads it and finds out that when Miracle's star is align with Pluto, she would receive a kiss from the greatest love of her life.

At the fair, Miracle feels depressed and gives Ennis her baby Merch to babysit. The booth Miracle got her fortune from is delivered by a mysterious man and Larry plans on using to make Miracle believe in spirituality again. Meanwhile, Sue does the raffle for the German coffee maker, which she wins herself. Ennis admits that he lost Merch, which upsets Miracle. Outraged, Ennis takes a crystal ball and throws it at the ball toss, at which Sue falls into the tub of water. Andrew and Helen then notice a magnet in Sue's skirt, which indicates that Sue cheated for the coffee maker. Ennis gets some prizes in a booth, including Merch clinging onto a Pluto doll, and Miracle sees that her prophecy has come true and thanks Ennis with a hug. She says that it is still a magical world no matter what Larry says.