Larry Littlejunk

Larry Littlejunk is the main protagonist of Sit Down, Shut Up. He is the gym teacher, and the only staff member who is qualified to teach. He refers to himself as "Larry L." because he hates his last name, and his catchphrase is "Why can't someone else teach P.E.?". He lost the science teacher position to Miracle Grohe because of her "nude" presentation (which, for censorship reasons, was never shown). He is hopelessly in love with Miracle,  but at the same time can't stand how airheaded she is, leading him to insult her instead of telling her how he feels.  He has been shown dating other women, but still goes into dazed states when around Miracle. In an early promo for the series, the character was named Larry Slimp.

Appearance
Larry wears a plain white t-shirt and orange sweatpants with one white vertical stripe on each leg. He also wears gray sneakers and he has a whistle around his neck. He has has black, bushy hair.

Personality
He tries his best to be confident, but is very insecure. He is the most mature teacher out of the bunch. He is in love with Miracle, but sometimes doesn't know how to properly talk to her. Even though he never wanted to teach PE, he is shown to care more about his job than the others.

Parents
In the episode "High School Reunion" it's implied that Larry's parents are divorced. They made the decision of divorcing when they were at the Marine Theme Park, when Larry still was a boy. Miracle Grohe made an attempt to stop the couple from divorcing, leading her to fall into an aquarium and getting attacked by a fish.

Trivia

 * He pees sitting down.